Lady Loud

If you want to get off my naughty-list (yes, you are guilty until proven othervise), you had better tune in to TV2`s "Norway`s got talent" on friday 18.th.

It is time for the extremely tv-friendly mr. Narve Læret to make an appearance again! And he is not alone. His son, Christopher, is also participating alongside in a spectacular show of pyrotechnics and stonebreaking. So charge up your mobile phone and get ready to vote your thumbs off :-D

The talent show comprises of a variety of people; village idiots who has escaped the asylum, people who make music on rubber gloves (I like rubber gloves) and, well, really talented people.

 Please, please, don`t let yet another singer steal off with the 1.st price. We have ...Idol for that!  Vote for Læret and junior, true talent!

Of all the idiotic pageants in the world, the "most beautiful bum" by Sloggi is a winner.

Consept: add a pic of your bum at Sloggi's site with your name an address (alarmbells should go off now). Then you can be a contestant for Most beautiful bum, this year held in München. Germany. All of this to promote Sloggi underwear. Great!

Well the contest is over for now, but if you do feel like participating next year, please note that your ass is for everyone to see. And that the pic will probably live on forever on the internet.  And when your future boss googles you... You know why you didnt get the job. So keep your f***ing pants on!

Be all that you can be. Don't be an ass.

I have added two more pics to my albums and i have tried to figure out how to allow comments on my page. Seems like no one have been able to comment... That is all taken care of now.

The pic om the left is of Mr. Narve Læret, and it is taken from friday nights talk show "Senkveld". Læret broke 90 slabs in 16.5 seconds, earning him a World record title!

I wonder where the boring people are? You know, on the internet. Wherever I go, all I can find are hilarious, funny people. They write in lenghts about politics, feminism, family lives or crop circles, and it is all so damn clever!

Are there no boring blogs out there? Sure, I have come across many who are tired of life, but when you read about their self-loathing it is actually interesting. It grabs you. And there are plenty of people who hate you. It makes for an interesting read, too.

So where are the dolts, the morons, the common people?

I just started blogging, but as I read up on how to make good personal blogs, I stumbled across this page and it really got me thinking. She said that recent studies in USA show that the really influential and most visited pages are made by white men. And who do they link to? Why, of course, to other white men(glass ceiling, brotherhood, bla, bla, bla). How to stop this from happening in Norway? Don't link to pages written by men who write about boring man-stuff(american politics, middle-east politics, war in general, war in middle east, and all technical boring men-things)!
Be a b.i.t.c.h! Write about personal things that concern you. Link to other bitchy girls. Be "difficult" and life gets, well, more diffucult. But also more fun.
Be a bitch. Always.